“Hi, my name is Chris.  Want to tell you about reason eager to sell really treat shirts.  Eager you tell truth, eager to tell tears. Desire to just teach the truth of life.  Having great life selling t-shirts.  Eager, really eager, to just treat treasure youth to truth.  Jeerfree world treasures all.  Really want to keep youth, really need to keep yearning for treasures in others.  Just yearning, really yearning for truth.  Teach reasonable, really reasonable, truth.  Because wasted reasons easy to hear.
Hear the truth, treasure truth”.

Chris Patton, owner and creator, Lopsided Heart Creations